moral of the story: never leave your FUCKING IPOD ALONE WITH SIX-YEAR-OLDS
Look, its a countdown to season 4
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
if anyone has a tough year ahead of them or behind them
this japanese fisherman will get you back on your feet, i can guarantee
I WON’T GIVE UP, JAPANESE FISHERMAN!!!
THIS IS ACTUALLY SURPRISINGLY INSPIRATIONAL, EVERYONE NEEDS A JAPANESE FISHERMAN TO YELL AT THEM SOMETIMES OKAY
i needed this tbh ty sir
all I really want in life is a weeaboo vs anglophile death match
IN THIS CORNER, ORIENTALISM AND BUTCHERED JAPANESE!
AND IN THIS CORNER, BRITISH IMPERIALISM AND BENDYDICK CUMMERBUND!
WEEABOO VS. TEABOO.
ONLY ONE CULTURAL FETISH MAY LEAVE.
lets write a thing which i will regret imminently but wont be able to do much about b/c i am goen 2 frunce tomoz lol imm not @ chez moi
yoo can read if u hav nothin butter 2 du
And I’m not putting in a read more because screw that I’m clogging up all 4 people who follow me’s dashes with this shit.
Basically, I am a loner with no social skills. This manifests itself by becoming a hatred for everyone I admire/would like to become friends with (this taking its toll on my real friends who I whinge to all the time. They shouldn’t have to deal with that bullshit but clearly I have no regard for them because I’m such a shitty and horrible person most/all of the time).
But the fact I can’t even speak to these people because a) as you can tell from this poorly scribed drivel I HAVE NO SOCIAL SKILLS, b) it’s very very awkward when I attempt to converse/I don’t know how to respond when people talk to me and c) they all seem to be really good friends as a tight-knit group so I feel like an intruder (and this is also why I get unintentionally ignored sometimes). This is what makes me feel like a failure as well because I’ve known some of these people like 3 years nearly? And one of them for at least 8 or something but I can’t even talk to them anymore. But I can’t even make friends with people.
I suppose what I’m getting at is that I don’t really feel like I fully belong to any sort of group. Some of the people in my “friendship circle” I can barely talk to properly. And I wanted a place outside of education where I could meet people I get along with and see them at other times too. But it’s not like that.
So yeah I’m a horrible jealous bitch all the goshdiddlydarn time who can’t even string a sentence together. And I probably didn’t put this under a Read More because I am an attention seeker of epic proportions as indicated by all this crap. I suppose that was a tl;dr.
"Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don’t think so…”
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
Wasn’t there a guy that married an anime girl body pillow in like 09/10?