This is no blog! This is a HYSBYSFWRDD!

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

baiolicious:

im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

me: *sleepy all day*

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.