if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
we all have a favorite eyebrow
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
just another day of not being rich and famous
It’s all a matter of perspective
im such an asshole but im also a v kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then im also such an asshole
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking
i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.